I'm Just Here For The Memes

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

naomster:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

(via thebestoftumbling)

littledeludeddupes:

cant stop thinking about this fucking dog…..

(via waterjugs)

rob-walks-deactivated20210614:

sloppystyle:

deluxe spa package

God I wish that was me

(via thelaughingninja)

spidermanlet:

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

(via tres-miserables)

cozi:

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

(via thebootydiaries)

sexycraisinthanos:

no regrets

dongcroncher:

Lost in the sauce

armedandgayngerous:

anti-surveillance-state hero

teathattast:

(via grizziling)

weepingbird:

crabmandible:

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

(via aly6sa)

softboy-punx:

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

(via falsesymphony)

kaijuno:

(via jazeth)